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Dignity Lost

I have actually found a down-side to parking your car and not driving it
for a week.

This morning I drove my car to work so that I could run errands at lunch and
about 20 seconds into the drive I looked down and saw a spider on the
steering wheel.

Some of you may be thinking, "so what?" but I assure you, I do the crazy,
flappy-hand-hoppy dance whenever I come that close to a spider unexpectedly.
Absolutely no dignity.

I just about ran my car off the road as the spider scuttled (*shudder*)
down the steer wheel, across my leg and onto the car door.

I'm thinking about abandoning the car forever in the parking lot.


Now here comes the obligatory ROTFLMAO! Oh, that's GREAT! Amy